|Moderator:||Please welcome president Obama and governor Mitt Romney|
|*while shaking hands, quietly since no one can hear them”|
|Obama:||nice tie faget|
|Mittens:||ur going down nigger|
|Obama:||oh yeah well anne just sucked my dick|
|Romney:||oh yeah well your daughters both just sucked my dick|
|Obama:||I swear to God i’ll see you burn|
|Romney:||not if I lynch u first coon|
|All of us at home:||Look at them shaking hands like gentlemen, it’s so nice that they can be civil toward each other.|
Highschool has taught me … I don’t need a relationship all I need is my weed
"After all, a girl is -well ,a girl . It’s nice to be told your successful at it"
What most people need to learn in life is how to love people and use things , instead of using people and loving things.